19 Funny Bangla Jokes Based On Daily Bangladesh

Let's enjoy: Some of jokes, which is make by recent activity of Bangladeshi people and media.

1. " Ebarer shongram hartal er birudhey songram, ebarer hartal
-hartal-er biruddhey haratal."- Bangabandhu

2. " Aha ! Azi e hartal e koto boma fate, koto loke more...." -
Tagore

3. " Hartal tumi, Alfred Noble er ozore dynamite, obinashi nuclear
boma....." - Shamsur Rahman

4. " Tomorrow is hartal or not hartal, that is the question." -
William Shakespeare

5. " E= m*(c^2) ; where
m = mass of madam and apa
c = number of hartal per year
E = destruction power of hartal (when c=365 it will produce so
much energy that it is equivalent to a hydrogen boma;
Result - BD getting a permanent seat in UN SC) - Albert Einstein

6. " I had lied before, actually I had some `unappropriate
relationship with the Hartal of Bangladesh. But, still I am not guilty
as I did not call any intern named Hartal at the oval. " -Bill Clinton

7. " Hartal is equal to zehad, zehad against shaitans of USA (sp.
Bush and Clinton), Americar birudhey Iraqi jonogoner lagatar scudhartal
cholbei " - Saddam Hussain

8. " Hail Hitler !! Hail Hartal..... " - Adlof Hitler

9. " Fires and the arms, just hartal, just hartal. Hartal hartal
hartal just beat it." - M. Jackson

10. "Another day in hartaldise......"- Phil Collins

11. " Az ei hartal shondhay, mone porlo tomay....."- Niaz
Mohd.Chowdhuri

12. " I think Bangladesh is not eligible to play in the
longerversion of Hartal (5 year hartals). They don't have that mental
strength. " -Gordon Greenidge.

13. " Hartalic verses "- Salman Rushdi

14. " Narir hartal"- Taslima Nasreen

15. " New software Hartal 2000 will be in shops soon. It will have
some new features such as time bomb, crow bomb, people with automatic
machine gun etc. Specially reduced price for Bangladesh." - Bill Gates.

16. " How about grameen hartal.....? "- Prof Eunus.

17. " chol chol chol hartal korite chol..." -Kazi Nazrul

18. " There is only one word in my dictionary, that is hartal"-
Napoleon

19. " Paribo na ekothata bolio na ar......na parile hartal koro
shoto bar......" - Apa and Madam

Hartal Wishes (hartal mubarak or merry hartal) to everybody. Have a good
millennium hartal.