NO-1
Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
NO-2
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle: you fix your ass & move your legs,
Riding a woman: you fix your legs & move your ass.
NO-3
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
NO-4
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
NO-5
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward..... Forward... Stop & Eject.
NO-6
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary,
Both come once a month.
NO-7
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea-bag.
NO-8
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked,
"Why"?
The animals told him....
"Your tail is in the front."
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