Benglai Best Adult Jokes | Best Funny Jokes collection

    Husband : Can i kiss u?
    Wife : No!
    Husband : I will buy u Jewelry.
    Wife : No!
    Husband : I will buy u a car.
    Wife : Still No!
    Husband : I will take u to world trip.
    Wife : No No No.
    After listening all this their kid woke n Said
    Daddy u can kiss me, 
    But just buy me a bicycle plz!
    Daddy : oh shut up.
 

     How Fast Can U Guess the words?
    # Boo_s
    # _ _ndom
    # F_ _k
    # P_n_s
    # Pu_s
    # S_x
    Ans:
    # Books
    # Random
    # Fork
    # Pants
    # Pulse
    # Six


     Boy n girl of class 2 asked teacher:
    " can kids of our age have kids? "
    Teacher replied " No never "
    Boy said to girl :
    " See i told u not to worry!!"


    A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
    A women inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
    Man- No, i work in a condom factory n
    these r customers' complaints.

     Man came home,
    Saw his wife with his friend in bed.
    He shoots his friend.
    Wife says,if u behave like this,
    U will lose all ur friend.